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only one more reason for me to go winnipeg

13 hours ago with 1 note

i can hear frogs croaking???? i live nowhere near water???

13 hours ago with 1 note

winterpeg:

ondrejthegiant TELL ME IF THIS FITS PROPERLY AND THEN I WILL MAKE YOU MORE ACCORDINGLY! ALSO IS THIS OK?

winterpeg:

I’m goofing around in photoshop making phone backgrounds, they’re 480x800 feel free to use

radboyraffl:

is my swag goin too hard for a doctors appointment ?? i have swagitis. inflammation of the swag

This is my first post made on my new phone omg omg im so excite

19 hours ago with 2 notes

nhl awards, created by me and voted for by me

radboyraffl:

  • the “Most Likely to Do a Weird Music Video with Imagine Dragons” award (given to the team with the most mischievous PR team, seriously making those guys lip sync was just cruel): The Colorado Avalanche
  • the “Best Old Guy” award (given to the old guy I like most): Jaromir Jagr, New Jersey Devils 
  • the “Old Guy Who’s Leaving” award (given to the old guy who stayed put, kicked ass, and is finally retiring): Teemu Selanne, Anaheim Ducks 
  • the “Protect the Neck” award (given to the player who I really like, so i hope he’s never in a neck brace again): Jacob Trouba, Winnipeg Jets 
  • the “Okay, We Get It” award (given to the team who can stop now, okay, we know you’re good, stay out of playoffs next year): Detroit Red Wings
  • the “Sigh” award (given to the player who makes me sigh most audibly): Patrice Bergeron, Boston Bruins 
  • the “It’s Not Fair If He Literally Takes Up the Entire Net” award (given to the goalie who is so large that it’s basically expected that he stops the puck 100 percent of the time, just based on mass alone): Ben Bishop, Tampa Bay Lightning
  • the “Best Scowl” award (given to the player who could kill you with one glare): Dion Phaneuf, Toronto Maple Leafs
  • the “You Can’t Grab Your Balls in the General Direction of a Ref” (given to the coach with the most hilarious fine ever): Joel Quenneville, Chicago Blackhawks
  • the “Babes” award (given to the team with the most babes, come on, they’re really good looking): Edmonton Oilers 
  • the “There’s Sand Everywhere But We Still Want the Team, Come On” award (given to the team who narrowly avoided getting moved): Phoenix Coyotes
  • the “You Jumped the Shark” award (given to the team who had really cool uniforms but then changed them and made them generic and boring): Carolina Hurricanes
  • the “What Is That, I Don’t Get It, But I Think I Like It” award (given to the team whose logo is coolest but also strangest): Minnesota Wild
  • the “Do All The Commercials” award (given to the player who does the funniest, best commercials on a consistent basis): Alex Ovechkin, Washington Capitals 
  • the “Started from the Literal Bottom” award (given to the player who upgraded most before the trade deadline): Ryan Miller, St. Louis Blues
  • the “Stayed at the Literal Bottom” award (given to the team who couldn’t even manage to win the draft lottery): Buffalo Sabres 
  • the “You Try So Hard But You Don’t Succeed” award (given to the team who tries the hardest): Florida Panthers
  • the “Oh No, Not The Cannon” award (given to the arena with the worst thing): Nationwide Arena, Columbus Blue Jackets
  • the “Jon Tavares Is Important to Our Success” award (given to the team who lives and dies by Jon Tavares): New York Islanders 
  • the “Best Hockey Twitter Account” award (given to the twitter account that isn’t sexist or racist or derogatory in any way/makes me laugh most often): @BoringMonahan
  • the “You Only Started Liking Them Because of Tyler Seguin” award (given to the people who complain about the Dallas Stars getting an influx of fans): Whiny Shitstains Who Don’t Understand Narratives
  • the “Baby, Come Back” award (given to the player I most want on the flyers again idc that he’s gonna be 36, idc, idc, i d c): Danny Briere, Montreal Canadiens
  • the “Hot Guy Makes Me a Pretend Fan” award (given to a player who is beautiful, so i pretend for a while that i care about his team): Roman Josi, Nashville Predators
  • the “Goofiest Smile” award (given to the guy who can make me laugh just by having his weird face): Logan Couture, San Jose Sharks 
  • the “Best Eastern European Drug Addict Look” award (given to the guy who looks like he could actually sell heroin in Slovenia if the whole hockey thing didnt work out): Anze Kopitar, Los Angeles Kings 
  • the “Get Off the Computer and Play Some Defense” award (given to the player who should probably stop answering fanmail before someone says something inappropriate): Erik Karlsson, Ottawa Senators
  • the “Pancakes, Please” award (given to the player who id like to make me breakfast): Eddie Lack, Vancouver Canucks
  • the “I Don’t Like Anyone On Their Team” award (given to the team I hate most): the Pittsburgh Penguins 
  • the “Huge Baby” award (given to the individual who most represents a giant baby in his off-ice behavior): Marty St. Louis, New York Rangers
  • the “Probably Makes the Best Grilled Cheese in the Known Universe” award (given to the individual whose grilled cheese is probably the best, idk, i haven’t judged them all, so this is really just an estimation): Claude Giroux, Philadelphia Flyers 

1 day ago with 74 notes

jonnovstheinternet:

So I heard it’s Earth Day

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1 day ago with 134,036 notes

zlín is up 3-0 in the finals and they could win it today im way too excited

1 day ago with 0 notes

hotsuburbandad:

This is fake. They haven’t been sat on that rock for 50 years. If you look closely you can clearly see her swimsuit is different in the second photo, it has stripes on it. And the guy’s shorts seem to have a more floral pattern in the latter photo.Also, if someone sat on a rock for 50 years, it would have made the news. My theory is, they simply returned to the same location 50 years later, and recreated the original photo.

Tagged: #idk man

norwayscurlingpants:

evgeniemalkin:

norwayscurlingpants:

nhl players ur not allowed 2 hate b/c i’m allowed 2 dictate other ppls thoughts

  • jam niel
  • moolan lucek
  • scoot hurtnel
  • jawn scoot

u forgot don cherry

I THINK U MEAN DAWN CHURRY GOD.

2 days ago with 106 notes

Tagged: #im farting

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